Is it possible to be jealous of a pig? A muppet pig?
I’m out of my mind excited for the new Muppet movie, Muppets Most Wanted, due in theaters March 21st. Not only because Tina Fey is involved. Not only because I LOVE THE MUPPETS. But because it’s rumored Miss Piggy and Kermie may finally say “I do.” And not the fake I do in front of the audience like in the old movie.
And….AND (picture me jumping up and down as I try and type this) in classic Piggy style, my favorite fashionista is wearing an original Vivienne Westwood, Long Ivory Court wedding gown, with corset detailing and paillettes made from recycled plastic bottles, accessorised with an ivory tulle veil.
According to Miss Piggy, “Vivienne Westwood is fabulous—just like moi. When I asked her to design this wedding dress for moi’s new movie ‘Muppets Most Wanted,’ she was thrilled and I was thrilled. The only one a bit ‘iffy’ about it was the Frog.”
The frog had better make good this time.